So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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