he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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