Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
