p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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