Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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