I only kidnapped one of them. chill
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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