About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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