i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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