At least make sure they are 18
Why
i think i have two assholes
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
please don't ironically join a cult
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