Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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