Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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