is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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