You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I faked an abortion last night.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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