why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
My liver just had a heart attack.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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