worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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