We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Bring me that man meat
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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