ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
