let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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