i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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