I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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