Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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