Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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