I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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