So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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