Sorry, I don't speak sober.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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