Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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