Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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