So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
PANTIES FOUND
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