I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Randomize
