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Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Enjoy the penises
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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