Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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