Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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