And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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