Your mouth is God's brothel.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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