Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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