Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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