so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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