I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Randomize
