GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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