If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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