There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
