Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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