she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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