i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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