What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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