He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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