She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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