Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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