Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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