Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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