Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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