dude i'm inner monologue high
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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