Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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