I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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