Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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