Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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